thyrell:

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

softservewidow:

abonethrownfromthevoid:

Losing my mind over this

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

pancakeke:

wikipedia banner I feel a lot of you could use as a reaction image

plastidecor:

1071png:

he’s a very busy guy

Keep reading

whitetrashappalachiancryptid3:

alexaloraetheris:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

The aliens are gonna be so confused when humans first board their ships and start doing this, and by GOD I hope at least one of them is going to have a camera when it happens.

silvernevermind:

scariest chocolate chip encounters

real footage of chocolate chip sightings

chocolate chips found in Argentina

top 10 unexplained chocolate chip events

proof of chocolate chips

junglejim4322:

gaphic:

pigcatapult:

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? “My filters”? “My Rules”?

‘my filters’! if you look closely you’ll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

datsalmon:

gauntletqueen:

official-cisphobe:

here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

i got “of”…………..

Originally posted by natural-logg

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

I wanted to propose some rebrands in honor of HBO Max becoming “Max”

Please consider these very serious proposals

I need y’all to see these dumb streaming service rebrands and logo redesigns because I put so much work into them.

shieldfoss:

turn that https:/ into https:)

medusasstory:

sexysilverstrider:

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.